just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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