Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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