If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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