At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
She needs sedatives and a leash
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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