love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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