you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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