You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know itβs 1:30am on a Thursday.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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