I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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