Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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