is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Girls should come with a carfax report
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
