is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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