i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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