Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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