I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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