his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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