I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
