hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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