Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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