return my video game
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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