It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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