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(504): View more from Louisiana

Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.

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(214): View more from Texas

did it hurt when the cum got in your eye

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not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash

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(218): View more from Minnesota

You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you

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(432): View more from Texas

I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?

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(801): View more from Utah

I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.

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(513): View more from Ohio

sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"

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