Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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