There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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