One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
