Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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