We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
i need to put some appletini on your dick
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
you never un-have a 4some
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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