he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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