I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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