She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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