WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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