I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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