Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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