how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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