paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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