Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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