Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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