So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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