Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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