***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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