He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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