its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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