Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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