At least make sure they are 18
Why
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
