belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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