we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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