I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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