shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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