glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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