I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
of course. lets lasso hookers.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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