Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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