Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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