check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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